Anecdotes about Ron Jeremy, a Weblog.

Someone told me a story once about meeting Ron Jeremy at an LA nightclub and getting his arm signed keep sucking & fucking. I don't remember who this was, but the anecdote stuck.

So the good folks at Realdoll (god bless 'em) have paid Ron Jeremy whatever his fee is for having sex with a flotation device and is bringing it right to us on VHS! ($44.95 + $6 shipping) I didn't realize how life-like those Realdolls were (well duh), I mean I thought the naked woman Ron Jeremy is groping in this blink-and-you'll-miss-the-nudity teaser was just drugged up.
Once, while snooping around the games directories in the uni lab, I came across a game called astrotit, pretty average shoot'em up involving a little penis gun that shot out... stuff... So Ron Jeremy Land * is about a hundred times better than that, just because it's an exact rip off of Nintendo's Mario Bros, without the music but with a little naked Ron & From the readme: Actually I kinda find the man disgusting, but he does have a lot more charisma than mario.
Everyone's got a photo of themselves with Ron Jeremy. Where do they find him? And he writes fun things on their polaroids too, like "To Brett, Will + Amy, Guys keep it up! Amy ...... face! Ron Jeremy" yah Oh I think in the other one he wrote keep sucking
Marky Mark hangs out at a porn shoot and complains that all Ron Jeremy talks about is his rap record. & "I had some other concerns. I promised myself that I would never dance in a movie. That I was never going to sing in a movie. And that I was never going to take my underwear off." Oh man.
Ronnie F recalls the sordid details of his swinging 70s lifestyle with Ron Jeremy & "Thank God, you're not as big. He was killing me."
At the Houston 500 gangbang, Ron was there as dick # six-hundred-and-twenty & Oh he's so sweet *

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